Mathematics was one of those subjects that had me sitting all clueless in the exam hall, feeling like the retard of retards. Worst was when I'm wondering if I need a graph sheet or logarithm table, then one smarty-pants shoots her hand up and requests for extra sheet. And when the Committee of Smarty-Pants say... Continue Reading →
"How can you put pad and bread in the same nylon bag?" I looked from the pack of sanitary pads in my hand to my immediate younger bro's face and asked, "Can't you see it is unused?" He shrugged and said, "But it's pad." I merely smirked and proceeded to swipe the pack of sanitary... Continue Reading →
Jerusalem 38 A.D. Demas drummed stubby fingers on the polished table surface, all the while enjoying the distraught look of the woman sitting opposite him. She reminded him of a mouse-small features, sharp dirty face, and piss poor. "I do not know what to do. He hasn't spoken or eaten in days. The other day-"... Continue Reading →
Here's President Buhari not-so-shocking statement on Nigerian youths at the Commonwealth Conference at London. “More than 60 percent of the population is below 30, a lot of them haven’t been to school and they are claiming that Nigeria is an oil producing country, therefore, they should sit and do nothing, and get housing, healthcare, education... Continue Reading →
874 BC, Samaria It was just past midnight, the moon was absent, not even a crescent sliced the dark sky. The streets of Samaria were as silent as a crypt, but a fevered whisper broke through. Kallath medem. Olivine's small bare feet tapped lightly on the cool ground as she drew closer to the sound.... Continue Reading →
Dele's scream echoed from wall to wall as each mighty strike of the hammer drove the dull iron nail through his wrist. The hammer was held by a tall mysterious man who seemed to be as cold and unmerciful as the nail itself. Sweat mixed with tears rolled down his chin as blood poured from... Continue Reading →
“Lord, if you help me get past that dining hall door, I will stop fantasizing about Cynthia.” Henry prayed under his breath. Henry had a painful crush on Cynthia. She was a class ahead of him, with the face of an angel, and a figure dreams were made of. He knew God disapproved of fantasizing... Continue Reading →
I ALWAYS categorize guys when I meet or hang out with them (force of habit; can't help it.) There are👇 NICE GUYS: These ones help out, they always have a solution to problems. Excellent friends, I tell you. I do not friendzone this type, I just...okay maybe I friendzoned only once. Had absolutely nothing to... Continue Reading →
SACRIFICE ...all "good" things come to the desperate... Somewhere in West Africa 1679 “It's a girl,” the midwife mumbled in a raspy voice. She was a short woman with a bent back, and withered skin much like dates—shrivelled and brown. Nneka smiled a little then turned her face away. She wasn’t sad, but at the same... Continue Reading →
